Huge Crisis At Whole Foods

 In Hillary Clinton, Trump

You can see it in the faces of those walking the aisles of Whole Food stores across America. They look forlorn and dejected. They have a pulsating anxiety that is reaching a critical level. Their palms are sweating and they cannot seem to focus or find joy.

Why not? Simple, Donald Trump has pulled ahead in numerous national polls and more importantly has taken leads in several battleground states. Those on the left wandering in search of organic bliss are instead adrift in mortal fear that Trump will in fact become the 45th President.

The factions of environmental and social justice warriors who consider Whole Foods their second home are sullen in their appraisal of the election today. They look at their candidate Hillary Clinton and realize she is letting them down. Her inability to tell the truth has eroded whatever confidence they once had in her to lead this nation. Certainly her challenges with being forthright and transparent have spooked those that had at least at first considered her as an option.

Couple that with Donald Trump staying on message and delivering speeches on the economy, race relations and national security in a positive way and Clintons plummeting poll numbers comes into focus. Trump is now leading in Ohio, Florida, Nevada, Iowa and even reliably blue Colorado.

Somewhere between the aisle with organic flax seed and the counter with free range brown eggs a tear comes into the eye of a shopper willing to pay extra for the privilege and status of shopping at Whole Foods, while considering the collapse of the Clinton White House run.

Next stop? Organic tissues to blot the free flowing tears with natural salt. The hope for these shoppers is to avoid full-blown incontinence when Trump wins on November 8th.

Can we get a cleanup in aisle three?

Steve Gruber
Steve Gruber is a syndicated conservative radio talk show host with a very unique resume’ and view of the world. Steve began a career in broadcast as a TV reporter in the 1980’s. His passion for finding the best story and the bottom line soon led him to NBC News as an investigative reporter. Steve however wanted more than the corporate news machine and soon ventured into the world of outdoor adventure TV. His personality has been a fixture on Outdoor Channel since 1994 as he has shared his stories from 15 countries around the world and nearly all US states and Canadian provinces. Genuine is a word that is often used to describe Steve by those that know him best. “The guy you hear on the radio is the same guy you meet on the street”, he often says. That certainly rings true. Raised in rural Southern Michigan, he learned his appreciation for words from his mother, a schoolteacher for more than 30 years. His dedication to science, math and specificity came from his father, who spent a career with Dow Chemical. His passion for honesty and common sense drive the conversation every day. Being an American is the pivotal fact of my life. I owe it all to this great nation for without America nothing else in my life would have been possible, period. My wife, my children and my life all spring from this foundation of freedom, liberty and God given rights recognized by our founders. I can never repay the debt I owe to this nation, may it never perish from the earth. –Steve Gruber
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